You say you're facing child abuse charges because your kid keeps slamming into brick walls looking for the secret entrance to Wizard School?

Are thousands of owls jamming letters into your mail box every day of the week?

You have to drag your child out of the hall closet and force her to sleep in her room?

Your son won't let you walk him to the bus stop because he's ashamed you're a mortal?

Stop worrying! We've got the solution...

All you need is the Amazing Wizard Enchanted Hat!

This is magic 101 for the junior wizard wannabees. We've packed a great beginner's collection of over 150 illusions, spells, and sleight-of-hand magic tricks into one mystical box.

It's designed to keep budding magicians busy for hours, and comes with the all-important Wizard's hat and magic wand plus over 20 different props for staging amateur magic shows.

Your wizard prodigy will marvel at the included set of magic cards, the alchemist's changing tube, a dragon's egg and streamer, a glow-in-the-dark sphere, and a wizard's chest of wonders.

Plus, they can win their friend's respect whenever they flash the included Official Wizard's Membership Card.

No batteries required and we've packed in an official Wizard's Instructional Manual.

Even mortal parents like you will be a hero when you order this great kit. Children 5 years old and up should have no problem making the family dog disappear.

Order now before the State takes your kids away!