The Rules!

As you know, Magicians are a secretive bunch. We're not prone to sharing our tricks with just anyone. So, when we decide to let a newcomer into our inner circle, there has to be some rules.

Rule # 1

NEVER reveal how a trick is performed to a non-magician!

Ignore this warning at your own risk. You think the Mattress Tag Police are tough? You don't want to get on the bad side of magicians, trust me.

 

 

Rule # 2

No Refunds!

Once you receive a trick from us, you know its secrets. There is no way to suck that secret out of your head and ship it back to us. It's kind of like stuffing toothpaste back into the tube. Once it's out, it's out. Of course, if that toothpaste is defective, you can return it to the store for a replacement. The same goes for anything that you buy from us as well.

Rule # 3

There is no guarantee that YOU can perform any particular trick.

Although we thoroughly explain everything you need to know, and we go out of our way to specialize in products that ANYONE can use, the definition of ANYONE is sometimes a moving target.

We use the following test as a common denominator:

1. Can you read this sentence?
2. Can you tie your own shoes without help?

If you answered Yes to BOTH of these questions then it is very likely that you can perform any of the tricks that we offer. However, if you lied about the answers, or forgot how to tie your shoes sometime after you ordered, and before the package arrived, then Rule #2 still applies.